austen vs. angela

Blogger Note:

As a topic I’m really familiar with I figure this would make an great inaugural topic, because well frankly I think both our lives are extremely gay; and I mean like gay gay, gaaaaaaay. So with a lot of gay shit hitting the world forum fan I figured well; why not gay it up too.

-Austen Soco

1.With the broad spectrum of different types of gays out there; what are some of your favorite types of gays? i.e. the theater gay, the manly gay, the gay gay, etc. (obviously in the context of this question I fully expect to be mention as a favorite.)

Austen, you are obviously my all-time favorite gay. I love mostly the gay gay, because if you’re going to be a gay man you might as well go all out. Our friend Nathaniel is the perfect example. He’s gay gay. He wears lady clothes better than the ladies, he’s a true bottom (google it), is always looking for a compliment on his lip gloss color, and loves to judge people with me. 

2.Do you think the world would benefit from Gays marrying?

Ofcourse!!! You know how much of a boost the wedding industry would get?!?! Plus, they would be totally more fun to go to. I would rather go to a gay wedding than my cousins Bridzilla wedding.

3. Is there such a thing as being too Gay?

No.

4.Why do you think the relationship between a Fag and his Hag is a lot stronger than any actual real relationship they have in their lives sometimes including stronger bonds than family and boyfriends?

This is an easy answer, but sometimes it’s difficult for people to understand if they’ve never had this sort of relationship. A fag and his hag have no real competition like two girlfriends do. There will always be a competition between women no matter how close they are, it’s inevitable. A gay man will always understand what a woman is going through, from boy troubles, family problems, etc. It’s usually because they’ve been there too, being an outcast of society. A gay man will always be there for you. He will never leave your side no matter how difficult things may be. Unlike a straight man who will leave you when things get tough and you’re going through a hard time (I know I’m generalizing here, this can change on a case by case basis).

5. A Toughy; Beyonce or Lady GaGa? Why?

Beyonce & Lady Gaga do have an extremely large gay following, so this is a tough quandary. They both have the talent and rumors of being a tranny. But I’m going to go with Lady Gaga. Purely based on her incredible loyalty to her fans and pushing the envelope on her style and music. And because I’m sick of seeing Beyonce every where, that bitch is every where!!!

Meet Angela. Oh don’t let that charming smile fool you.

She’s actually way more charming than any picture will

give credit too. I Swear.

We met while tricked into retail with the promise of trendy

clothes by Swedish dictators but as we labored on, we

bounded, met and highly influenced a group of fellow

fledglings and took over Hollywood.

She saved and guided this hot mess from the woods; she

was like the Jesus to my Mary’s vagina (I’m sure I got that

wrong; it sounded smarter in my head and less ‘Austen is

going to Hell’.)

She is part of the rare breed that are born and raised in L.A.

and manage to traverse a life there and come out of it

magnificently sane. Her family roots are from what inhabitants

of “new” L.A. would consider a 3rd world country;

East Los Angeles; but don’t hold it against her

…or she’ll cut you…but no.. really.

Seriously who would of thunk that East L.A. could produce such

an amazing being who was sent from Buddha Himself as a

Stylist Messiah to make right what ” L.A. Girls” from Wisconsin

have misinterpreted style as from The Hills. Utterly infectious you

can hear the laugh of our lovely Lady Sauceda anywhere; she has

a cat that insists on making its sleeping arrangement anything

and anywhere it wants; she is incredibly witty and will tell

anyone to“Wind it Up!” An avid café frequenter you can

usually find her Macbook deep and a Vanilla Latte in hand

; in her spare time she caters to the growing population

of alcoholics in L.A. County at her sister’s charming wine bar.

She enjoys movies with the dead; wants to “Just Dance.”

da da do do style….oh! And did I mention she’s a Laaatttiiiinnna!

Hello. Muy amazing-o

She currently resides still in her beloved L.A.

But has dreams of fleeing to Paris to live a

life where she writes as her meal ticket

and Vanilla Lattes run constant like a river.

So if you need a partner in crime; you got one!

So come prepared to run amuck, commit minor

felonies and ready to dish out back handed

compliments to girls in Uggs and boys in Christian Audigier

...Because really they deserve it.

-Austen Soco